The Lovehoney Christmas Gift Guide Your Horniest Friends Will Thank You For 

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Looking for an extra special gift for your most legendary but hard-to-buy-for bestie? Like, a gift that really keeps on giving…and giving, and giving? Well, we followed the yellow brick road to the Emerald City of orgasms and are chuffed to report that it led us all the way to: Lovehoney. 

Ding dong, the self-pleasure drought is dead. 

Whether you’re buying for the friend who’s *respectfully* bored of flowers and would sooner have a bunch of blended orgasms than another bundle of eucalyptus or the pal who’s always up to no good (vibrating knickers, anyone?), there’s something in the mix for all your muckers in our definitive Lovehoney Christmas gift guide. 

Take a look at our top picks of the season and prepare to either a) feel fomo in places you’ve never felt fomo before or b) add two toys to cart at every opportunity. 

Happy horny Christmas, one and all! May you and your dearest pals be caffeinated and freshly-masturbated this December. 

For The Friend Who’s Bored of Flowers

Christmas foliage just not cutting it this year? Enter: Lovehoney Rose  – aka the best bouquet she’ll ever receive. 

This clitoral stimulator has gone viral on TikTok for good reason. Cute to look at but powerful enough that you’ll need to put a towel down, it really is the best of the bunch. 

Boasting 10 suction modes, Pleasure Air Technology, a run time of 65 minutes and an easy to use two button interface, this humble (and entirely water-proof) petal certainly knows how to deliver a wildly good time. If that wasn’t enough to pique your interest, the magnetic charger should do it. Battery-free bliss? Sign us up. 

Top tip – use water-based lube for enhanced pleasure. 

Key features:

• Rose-shaped clitoral suction stimulator for incredible arousal
• Completely waterproof for aquatic adventures
• 10 different suction modes 
• Easy to use two-button interface 
• Magnetic charger 

For The Indecisive Friend

The new and improved Womanizer Premium 2 is the gift for the friend who loves to let someone else take charge of her life and, in an ideal world, her orgasms too. Her love language? You guessed it – Acts of Service. 

This velvety-soft toy sees Monica Geller’s *seven* and raises it. Featuring 14 intensity levels, mind-blowing Pleasure Air Technology, and an advanced auto-pilot mode that lets the toy take full control of the user’s pleasure, it’s sure to guarantee a very Merry Christmas, indeed. 

Whether she likes her pleasure fast and furious or slow and gentle like a 90s R&B jam, the 14 intensity levels will allow even the most indecisive of minds to discover a groove they love. 

And for all those times your bestie really can’t decide what she’s in the mood for, she can handover all control to the trusty autopilot mode! At the push of a button, the toy seamlessly switches between intensities, depending on the mode the user is in – soft, medium or intense. So rest assured that both power queens and sensitive souls will be in good hands with the Womanizer Premium 2 on their team. 

Key features:

• Allergens: Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free
• Features: Extra Quiet, Rechargeable 
• Waterproof: Submersible
• Power Type: Rechargeable
• Run Time: 240 minutes
• Vibration speed: Speeds and patterns
• Circumference: 6.25 inches
• Length: 6.5 inches
• Material: Silicone

For The Friend Who Wants The Best of Both Worlds

When it comes to pleasure, we all have our preferences. Some of us sit firmly in the clitoral stimulation only camp, whilst others are all about the G-spot, and then there are those of us who like a bit of a remix of everything to get us there. Well, if a combination of the two is your pal’s M.O. then look no further than the Womanizer OG. This is the first Pleasure Air G-Spot vibrator, combining targeted Pleasure Air pulsations and vibrations for a next- level orgasm. Yep, we’re talking *internal* Pleasure Air stim. Revolutionary right?! Usually that kind of treatment is reserved for the clitoris only. 

By combining Pleasure Air stimulation with a smooth G-spot seeking curve that delivers 12 pulsating levels of intensity and massaging changes in air pressure, the user is truly blessed with an extraordinary, multi-layered pleasure experience. Want a sex toy so good it’ll make them see stars? This one hits the spot. 

Key features:

• Allergens: Latex-Free, Phthalate-Free
• Features: Rechargeable
• Waterproof: Submersible
• Power and Speed
• Power Type: Rechargeable
• Run Time: 120 minutes
• Vibration speed: Speeds and patterns
• Circumference: 4 inches
• Insertable Length: 7 inches
• Length: 9.5 inches
• Flexibility: Firm
• Material: Silicone

For The App-Happy Friend

As one of the most iconic sex toys of all time, the Rabbit needs no introduction. Having single-handedly transformed the sex toy industry one blended orgasm at a time, it’s renowned for delivering twice the pleasure with its dual G-spot and clitoral stimulation. Even Santa would have a tough time competing with that. 

The new and improved We-Vibe Nova 2 is everything good about the classic Rabbit-shaped vibrator amplified X 1000. Whether it’s for solo play or partnered fun, the signature ergonomic design – curved for your pleasure – takes foreplay and masturbation to new heights with its whisper-quiet vibes, waterproof body and flexible clitoris-kissing arm, designed to stay in constant contact with your body no matter how wild the thrusting gets. We don’t know about you but we’re all ears.

If your friend is looking for ways to connect with a partner from afar, they can make full use of the free We-Vibe app and operate the Nova 2 remotely, or create their very own personal sequence for non-stop pleasure. Feeling the fomo? Throw in one for yourself. You deserve a sheet-grabbing orgasm as much as your bestie. FACT. 

Key features:

• We-Vibe Nova 2 rabbit-style vibrator for tandem G-spot and clitoral stimulation
• Arced arm flexes as you thrust to ensure consistent clitoral contact
• Posable G-spot stimulator lets you achieve the best angle again and again
• Use with the new and improved free We-Vibe app for long-distance play
• Rechargeable via USB with long-lasting battery life makes it a travel-friendly choice

For The Friend Who’s Always Up To Something…

What even is Christmas without a set of vibrating knickers? Designed to be discreet, the ultra-sleek We-Vibe Moxie is a cheeky wearable clitoral vibrator with 10 rumbly modes but the real pièce de résistance is the magnetic clip that allows the Moxie to transform any ol’ regular undies. Perfect for the pal who’s always up to no good (in the best way), they can add a certain spice to their morning meeting with this sexy secret buzzing away in their pants and even give their partner control with the free We-Vibe app or remote control. Date night made!

Key features:

• Boxed set with Moxie clitoral vibrator and Bond vibrating cock ring for double the fun
• 10 rumbly vibration modes for enhancing solo play and foreplay
• Remote control has a range of up to 3 metres for getting up-close and personal
• Use with the new and improved free We-Vibe app for long-distance play
• Includes storage bag, USB cable, custom-fit link, magnetic clip, quick-start guide and safety instructions

For Your Friend With Benefits

There’s more wearable vibrations where that came from! Controlled via the We-Vibe app for total discreet public play, the We-Vibe Bond Rechargeable Vibrating Cock Ring (quite the mouthful, ahem) enhances solo play and foreplay, and fits snugly in place for comfortable long-term wear. Users can tailor their pleasure with 10 vibration modes and even take it in the bath for a next-level soak. 

Socks > We-Vibe Bond. We hope you’re officially ready to ruin your friendship in the best possible way… 

Key features:

• Boxed set with Moxie clitoral vibrator and Bond vibrating cock ring for double the fun
• 10 rumbly vibration modes for enhancing solo play and foreplay
• Remote control has a range of up to 3 metres for getting up-close and personal
• Use with the new and improved free We-Vibe app for long-distance play
• Includes storage bag, USB cable, custom-fit link, magnetic clip, quick-start guide and safety instructions.

For The Friend Who’s Always Matching

Your lingerie-loving pal will forever be in your debt because Lovehoney knows how to get hearts racing with their matching sets, basques, stockings, and costumes. Their Christmas-themed collection is sure to get your partner in crime in the festive spirit, with everything from sexy Santa outfits to an ‘Unwrap Me’ red satin bra gift set and lace cuffs. Christmas cosplay? Consider it a triumph. Best friend award goes to YOU!