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TEAM ZOELLA MAY 3, 2022

Harry’s House and Peony Season: Welcoming The Month of May

We’re starting the month off strong with a 3 day weekend thanks to the May Day Bank Holiday, and ending on a high with a new Harry Styles album that will be on repeat for the foreseeable- if that isn’t something to celebrate, then we don’t know what is.

The Coachella spam is behind us, The Kardashians are back with full burn-them-to-the-f*cking-ground force and we can almost smell the first beach BBQ of the season- life is good! May has arrived, and with it comes the promise of hot girl summer and daily ‘pub?’ texts from the girls as the allure of a British beer garden has us in a chokehold once more! We’re starting the month off strong with a 3 day weekend thanks to the May Day Bank Holiday, and ending on a high with a new Harry Styles album that will be on repeat for the foreseeable- if that isn’t something to celebrate, then we don’t know what is. Get your smock dresses, Birkenstocks and straw bags at the ready, sunshine, we’re ready for ya!  

  • Realise your month has peaked on the 2nd May after absorbing every minute detail of the Met Gala and wondering if it’s possible to manifest an invite for 2023. Are you listening, universe?
  • Camp outside the Radio 1 Big Weekend grounds in the hopes of getting a glimpse of the man, the myth, the legend, Mr Harry Styles. Be still our beating heart. 
  • Devour Beth O’Leary’s The No Show in approximately 48 hours as part of the Zoella Book Club and immediately wish you could relive it all over again. 
  • Live vicariously through the love life of Kourtney and Travis every Thursday on Disney+.
  • Decide to host your own Colin the Caterpillar tasting party for important research purposes- it’s for culinary science, okay?
  • Wonder on the daily if the Spring temperature makes it a jacket or no jacket day. 
  • Enjoy your first Aperol of the season and prepare for your veins to be the brightest shade of orange for the next 4 months. 
  • Wonder how many times you can watch the Downton Abbey film at your local Odeon before the staff have words.
  • Enjoy your first BBQ of the season and wonder how you can make potato salad part of every meal
  • Wax from head to toe as the threat of a heatwave gets blasted on Facebook feeds everywhere based on zero Met Office insight whatsoever. Thanks a lot, Daily Mail
  • Get inspired by the Dopamine Decor trend and decide that reinventing your interior identity is your no. 1 priority ahead of the summer season. Looking good = feeling good in our book. 
  • Watch Doja Cat’s Coachella performance again for the 4294194th time. Her stage presence is truly unrivalled. 
  • Bulk buy Kleenex and take a day of annual leave in preparation for Stranger Things 4. 
  • Get a neon manicure and feel like you’ve got your life together for summer. 
  • Try everything to get Louis Theroux’s viral rap out of your head and fail miserably.
  • Spend inordinate amounts on peonies for every room and refuse to check your bank balance for the next 31 days as a result.
  • Search eBay on a daily basis for a pair of the Ganni X New Balance trainers in your size and fail, again…
  • Google ‘how much caffeine’ is too much caffeine after consuming 8 iced lattes. 
  • Enjoy everything Brighton Fringe Festival has to offer post Covid and lap up ‘normal’ life once more. Entering our live, laugh, love era! 
  • Sign up to Zoella newsletter for a v exciting launch coming this month. Hint: it vibrates 😉

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